Guaranteed to be three times more fun than your ex
Hygienic, discreet, and vanilla.
-Clean/Negative/Updated Bill of Health every month
-Drug Free/No Drugs/No Poppers
-Monkeypox Vaccinated 2/2
-No body hair, I’m lasered.
-I’ve received my yearly Flu & Meningitis shots.
-I’m on “Apretude” the newest version of PrEP.